Equity for a Zombie.

Cecil the lion ate flesh

Cecil the lion are lots of flesh

Cecil the lion even had tools for eating flesh quickly

Thus, Cecil was a zombie 

Yet you want to get justice for Cecil, 

And desire to hang his killer

If anything, shouldn't he be a hero for killing a zombie? 

After all, flesh is for ZOMBIES.

Or so you say.

You really like fads, do you?

Meat's not green, Sea Kittens, Pokemon Black and Blue, Flesh is for zombies, and now this. 

It's clear you don't want to make up your mind. 

Shroom.

If humans aren't meant to eat meat, then they're not meant to eat mushrooms.
Mushrooms hail from the fungus, the things that rot on the corpse
Fungi aren't "fun guys": they have no real brain, and they can't know anything about pain
Everything in life is gain, as they crawl all over dead bodies.

How disgusting is that?
But they're part of our world
No less than the predators hunting
No less than omnivores scrounging
No less than antelope grazing

Like the flesh, they are not born of the root
Earthen roots which give raise to trees
Tiny dinosaur-trees of the garden
Vast apple trees to give us their gift.
The trees to hide in, to build treehouses with, to take  fruits from
The mushroom is just a fleshy growth among the branches of a dead home

Flesh? Flesh is for zombies, you say.
The mushroom has flesh, flesh like an animal, a primitive animal.
Yet you post recipes of mushroom flesh anyway.
Because the mushroom cannot feel.

If humans aren't meant to eat meat, then they're not meant to eat mushrooms.

If Everyone went Vegan...

About Peta's amusing, yet sometimes true "wrong answers" in this "pie graph"...

1. Obviously. That's the whole point. 
2. There are at least some obscure nutrients one can only find in animal products (and no, protein is obviously not one of them). People who can't find artificial sources for said nutrients could likely starve to death, or at least be deficient in said obscure nutrients. In particular, there is vitamin B12, the deficiency in which may be why PETA is generally so insane. I do not know why we need said nutrients, but I believe they became useful either from an extinct fruit source or our ancestor's habits of eating insects. 
3. "And cow shall inherit the Earth" is a humorous idea, but most domesticated cattle don't have that many tools. They'd need to tag-team with other bovines to pull this off and send us into the Age of Bovines. 
4. We're not at risk for a Biollante situation. Hell, we can't even make a friendly plant person like Cosmo.
5. Oh boy, the terrorists haven't even fucking started... They also want to nix zoos and wildlife welfare, and even pets. 

PETA's Valid Points

Before you call me a hater or a madman, I wish to note that PETA does have valid points in their campaign.

Cosmetic Animal Research is Disastrous

Using animal testing for medical purposes is a good thing, as sacrifices must be made for the greater good of our health and that of other animals. When it comes to cosmetics, it really makes me wonder... why? Why mutilate for mere fashion, if the results aren't even used? There is the question of safety tests, however, and those seem to be needed for things like mosquito spray. These safety tests should do less harm than they had previously done, a goal PETA successfully fought for in the past.

Humans Certainly Aren't Carnivorous

Carnivores are animals that only eat meat, like tigers and sharks. Observing our anatomy reveals we certainly aren't obligate carnivores. In fact, we lean towards being frugivores like any fellow great ape. This much suffering and pollution for a food the well-to-do don't even need thanks to artificial supplements is a crime.

Vegetarians Have It Backwards

Vegetarians believe meat (the flesh of animals) is crueler than parasitic products (eggs, milk, lard, honey, gelatin, etc). In fact, it's vice versa. Milk and eggs lead to much pain to the poor girls made to produce them, and that's not even going into the unwanted offspring. Newborn male chicks are ground alive, and the people behind this have the gall to call it euthanasia. Not sure how badly bees feel about the honey they make being snagged by a mysterious paw. Gelatin and lard are also from otherwise unappetizing areas of the carcass.

Circuses Are Hell

What circuses do to force elephants to pull off tricks they can't do in the wild is disgusting. Elephant feet often deform from the unnatural circumstances and surfaces. Circuses like Cirque Du Solei are much better than animal-reliant ones. I think PETA are completely in the right about circuses.

And those were the good points of PETA.

PETA: The Vegan ISIS

There are extreme vegans in this world. Not all vegans are extreme, however. Only some are. Just like Muslims. Not all Muslims are killers. So, what is the ISIS/Al-Quaeda of vegans? It's PETA and the Animal Liberation Front.

Ah, PETA, the group that delivers all manner of shocking pro-animal campaigns, only to kill thousands of household pets a year... Who can't think of them as hypocrites? Behind this, there may be a darker agenda. Even without the darker agenda, PETA are a liability to conservation and disease control with their actions.